Sonic Toothbrush
Brush, brush your teeth every single day, but hey, who cares if you skip a few? what's a little decay. #Save someone else's teeth, buy for a friend for $10.00
Original Iphone
Apple, apple with so many apps, if you buy this phone you are a sap, so be like steve jobs and continue to bob for the apples just like he continued to sell and give people jobs. Buy now for $30.00
Macbook Pro
Macbook pro, buy like a fool, it can be quite a handy tool to make my pockets grow, as you fill it with dough, from all these stupid purchases that I can continue to show. Buy now for $200.00