Water Flintlock
Water, Water it's so great the flint can shoot crooked or it can shoot straight, better than any balloon of today, so buy it now before it's too late. For $25.25
Quadricycle
Harry, Harry, quite contrary, how does your cycle go? On four wheels and a silent prayer, because shorty be ridin' too low, low, low, low... so put on your apple bottom jeans and your boots with the fur, so your quadricycle can you have you ridin too low, low, low, low...buy now for $300.00
Telephone
Ring , Ring, it's a machine for flings. A young JFK used this one to make himself the man of the day. Buy now for $10.00