Roman Battle Armor
Armor, Armor of the gods, I think it's all just one big facade they're all dead, so I wouldn't want this protecting me...but you can buy it for $50.99.
Ancient Egyptian Curtain
Curtain, curtain on the wall, it made Cleopatra have a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men, refuse to hang this darn curtain again. Buy it at your own risk...$20.00
Viking Long Boat
Row, Row, Row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, it sunk just like my dreams. Buy now for $100.00